Seeking Amy?

Ok, so I’m about to lose all my cool points and street cred with this post, but I’m willing to because I think this is absolutely hilarious.

Ok, here we go.

So, Britney Spears (yes, yes, I know.. I know.. hear me out) recently released a new album Circus.  Her ‘come-back’ album, as it were.  The songs are bubblegum, cookie-cutter pop and not really worth noting here except the one titled “If U Seek Amy” (embedding disabled else I’d throw that puppy in here) where she sings about looking for a girl named Amy and the song absolutely makes no sense in or out of context.  Here is the chorus:

“Love me, hate me, say what you want about me / but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy”

Ok so originally the song irritated me because of how it makes no sense, but then someone finally told me that when you say “if you seek Amy” it sounds like “F-U-C-K me” and that is, well, kind of hilarious and brilliant.  It adds a bit more depth to this next line in the song:

“Oh baby, if you seek Amy tonight / oh baby, we’ll do whatever you like”

Hah!  I say, way to come up with a great new acronym type thing, Brit!  You may be a crazy See You Next Tuesday, but damn girl.  And of course she’s getting in all kinds of trouble with the parents for getting their little girls to spell out ‘fuck me’ when singing along to her music.


(Oh, don’t ask why I was listening to the new Britney Spears album though.  This is totally our secret.  Ok?  Ok.  Sweet.)



5/5/09 – Editors Note

I am removing the ‘Britney Spears’ tag from this post as there are way too many people doing legitimate searches on Britney Spears and finding this blog. I find that deeply disturbing.

–DJ Rex Manning Day


1 Response to “Seeking Amy?”

  1. 1 rachel
    April 20, 2009 at 4:03 am

    I saw that video at the gym (You know what’s weird? Watching subtitled VH1 at the gym) and me and the guy on the next treadmill had a conversation about the lyrics making no freaking sense.

    I’m glad you’re here to explain Britney Spears lyrics to me. Mystery solved!

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